Sarcasm: the body's natural defense against STUPID.
You reserve the right to be stupid and I reserve the right to think so. And to blog about it...
:)

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Update, Don'ts, Randomness

AWRIIIIGHT.

It's kinda been a really long time since I've written a blog, or, well.... anything for that matter.  I've missed it:/

I like being able to whine and complain about all manner of things without feeling too terribly because anyone that reads it is responsible for it themselves, it's not like we're in person where it would be considered rude to just up and walk off. It's a website.  I don't see who reads all of this crap or just half. Or not at all.  So I just whine to myself! :)

I think I'll add to my list of Do's and Don'ts of Public Behaviour. (Which, as you've noticed, is more like a big fat list of Don'ts....ehh:) ) 

DO. NOT.  just throw your credit card down on the counter when you're checking out at my store.  If I'm standing there waiting for you to put it in my hand, and you just toss it on the counter, would you like to know what that makes me want to do to you?  I'd just love to take that card and shove it up your tail.  I'd LOVE to just toss your items on the floor in front of you while you stand there with an outstreched hand and say "oops".  and I'd REALLY love to just kick your butt out of my store. :)

On the other side of buying stuff, if you work at a store that serves people (most stores do....) Then customer service SHOULD be on your list of capabilities, should it not?  Well it's sweet of you to just throw my items in the bag, huff and puff when I change my mind about something, act like ringing me out is SOOOO out of your way.... but I don't really appreciate that.  If I can treat every customer, no matter how rude or dull, with respect and courtesy so can you.  What else do you get paid for?? Lord.

Oh. and to the bajilions of people who seem to think that I'm new.... NO. I'm not new.  and NO. I'm not having an "off day", actually.  It's just you :)

Lalala.....

I neeeeeeed to start working on music!!!!

There's so much to do but I don't even wannaaaa.....
Yuck.

Welp.

I'm thinking Titanic is in order.
I'm feeling like a sad, girly, sappy, crying movie. 
Crying sounds good. 
Yeap:)

Merp! Wells I'm off:) I lost my train of thought.... choooo chooooo......
TTFN:)

I miss watching Pooh... 
I'll have to fix that...
huh
...
CYAZZZ
:)

I wish I could freestyle rap...

Friday, June 1, 2012

RaNdOmStUfFfFfFfFfF

Well.  It's been quite a long time since my last post. 
I figured I'd take a break and let the world cool off after my last post...
The feedback was a mixture of "Wow way to go!" and "You are the world's worst person".

A lot of things have changed.  Not all for the better but not all for the worse either. One of the best things is....
*Que dramatic theme music*
I GRADUATED!!!
Halle-freakin-lujah. 

No more drama, (school-related anyway,)  no more thesis, (THANK GOD,) no more waking up at 6 am, (ANGELS SING). 

I won't lie, the last few months have been.... challenging.  Hopefully I've grown from them, I like to think I have.  But growing doesn't always feel so great.  I guess that's why there are "growing pains" huh. At the moment I'm still wondering why God had me go through some of the things that have and are still going down.  But I'm just assuming that there's a purpose. 

I really need to move out. 
NOW.

I love my parents. I do.

But I guess my thing is...

I'm 18 years old.
I am legal to drink on my property,
Smoke
Get married without parental consent
Vote   (DOWN WITH THE BLOODY BIG EARS!)
And, my personal favorite,
MOVE OUT.

I chose to live at home right now, mostly because the thought of moving out scared me and at the moment I don't make enough to live on my own and girlfriends with supportive jobs are scarce so I can't room with someone. 

I'm seriousy reconsidering that decision. 
House rules? Fine.  That's normal. 
But if "house rules" involve treating me like a child for the rest of my life, haha guess what.  I won't live in your house!

If you can't be a parent in any other areas of my life, I don't really see that you deserve to boss me around like one either...

There also comes a point when parents stop being the real... for lack of a better term, "authority figure" in their son/daughter's life and God and the church become the authority.  It's been my belief that this happens when the son/daughter reaches adulthood and can legally live on their own. 
Well.  That point has come. 
Although I'm pretty sure it snuck up on my parents. 

Like I said.  Don't get me wrong, I love them.  I really do. 
But we don't always see eye to eye and on a lot of those issues, I can get over it because they're really not that important or won't affect me for too long.  On some things, though, I feel like if I don't say something I'll explode!...
Anyway.....
Moving on! Sorry for that. 

Have you ever noticed someone really attractive, but then noticed that they obviously KNOW they're attractive?..... It's like... "Hot!!!! :D" to... "O.o.NOT." 
Because I'm a girl, (OH MY GOSH REALLY??)  I'll talk about guys.
Guys are so much cuter when they have no idea how handsome they are! Something about the innocence and lack of clinically obese ego is just.. just... it's adorable:)

AAAAAANYWAY.  It's way late.. or way early.. however you wanna look at it.... and I kinda have a reason to be up before the crack of noon...or later.... so I guess I'll ttfn. :)   (If you don't know what that means, you do not deserve existance.  (Well that's slightly over the top...)  But you're on my list so you better figure it out or I might cry!!
Ta-ta-for-now --Tigger! :)

Hugs kisses unicorns rainbows and mushy stuff!