Sarcasm: the body's natural defense against STUPID.
You reserve the right to be stupid and I reserve the right to think so. And to blog about it...
:)

Friday, April 27, 2012

Warning To The Pansies. This Will Be Personal. And I'm Not Holding Back.

WARNING TO THE SENSITIVE.
**BEWARE**
This will be personal and extremely honest. So if you don't want to hear what I have to say, don't read this.
And another thing. I will try extremely hard to keep this G but if there is an occasional profanity, I'm sorry.

I'm so. entirely. sick. and fed up. with being
JUDGED.

Get a life.

If you're really running that low on things to do that you need to nit-pick and find small little things to whine and complain about, things that don't involve you, things that you have no business sticking your snotty little nose into, then go to Walmart and buy some class, go out and get a life, and leave me the heck alone.

I will not give up an opportunity that comes my way to be happy, to feel worth something, to be someone, to be appreciated, to do something that I think is beneficial and worthwhile, just to spare some feelings.  If this was truly detrimental to someone's salvation or life or whatever, that's completely different.
But shocker.
This has nothing to do with salvation,
nothing to do with life or death,
nothing to do with other people in general.
Don't come whining to me if you get your finger bit by sticking it into a dog's cage where it doesn't belong. 

For those of you that know me, I care about people. 
When I love, I love hard, and I love deep.
So when I do offend someone, I feel terrible. 
There comes a point, however, when sometimes you just need to do what's best for you.  You can't always live your life stepping around feelings, sacrificing every chance you have to be happy, JUST so you don't make someone mad.  Guess what, unless you kick their grandma in the face or something, they'll most likely get over it.

I'm not saying to not be sensitive. You have to be careful how you handle things.  But you can't force yourself into a situation that's horrible for you and uncomfortable and miserable just to make someone else feel good! Yeah, if it will save their life, you can deal with crawling around in some mud for a while but if it's just to make sure they're not offended by something.... There is a point where you need to live for you.

I'm sick of having people tell me who to talk to and who not to talk to
who to hang around and who not to hang around
who to date or more accurately, who not to date.

Unless you're God, you have no control over me. (Well ok parents kinda do too...)

And if you don't like what I'm doing, whining and complaining about it to 20 other people doesn't solve jack.  If you have a problem with me or with what I'm doing or how I'm doing it, say it to my FACE.  Last time I checked I'm a big girl and I can take it.  Otherwise, acting like an elementary student and whining to all your classmates about someone won't solve problems,
won't do anything for you,
and certainly doesn't make you look cool. 

You look like the sniveling gossip that you are. 

I'm a big girl.  And like I said, I can handle all of the crap you dish out. But that's not to say it isn't annoying as ****. (I'm trying to be nice.)  That's not to say it doesn't hurt.
Especially when your best friends turn on you.
Oh my bad, sorry, I'll just go make myself miserable to spare your feelings.
..... LOL JK

There is a HUGE difference between being hurt and actively trying to hurt me and get back at me.  What did I do wrong again?  Choose to be with someone who makes me happy?  Uhhh.... Yeah I'll get right on fixing that. Not.
Hurt? 
I can understand that, and I truly am SO sorry......
But bitter, aggressive, rude, snotty, back-stabbing, gossiping, actively trying to hurt me?
Yeah you lost my sympathy right there.
Well are you happy?  You're the reason there are wet spots on my pillow.
You're the reason for my scars.
You're the reason I don't trust.
You're the reason I have walls.
You're the reason I don't let anyone in.
You're the reason for my lack of faith in humanity.
You're the reason I shut you out.
Are you happy now?
Did that satisfy your thirst for revenge on  my happiness?
Well....
Guess it probably just grinds your gears that I'm still happy huh....
Haha well that sucks.

You don't want to be involved? Gladly.  This was never about you to begin with.

You're done? When were you involved?

You're going to judge? Since when have you know ANY details?

You're going to hate?  Since when were you perfect?

I'm sorry that you have nothing better to do with your life than sit around pretending to be of the utmost importance and judge other people. 

I guess you'll be stuck in highschool mode forever. 

But as for me, I've moved on.
I'm over high school.
I'm over your drama.

And most of all.

I'm over you.

Daughtry--Over You.

"Now I never saw it comin
Shoulda started runnin
A long long time ago
Never thought I'd doubt you
Better off without you
More than you, more than you know
Slowly gettin closure
Guess it's really over
I'm finally gettin better
Now I'm pickin up the pieces
From spendin' all of these years
putting my heart back together
Cause the day I thought I'd never get through
I got over you."

.... Ironic. I'm performing this song at the talent show this Friday.... haha
Come watch!! :D Me, Devin, Grant (Grantuous/Grantonimly), Adam, Caleb. Yeeeeuh!
Anyway.

Sigh.***

Writing things out... yeah that felt good.

K well I've got other fun things to do so I'll seeya later kiddies.

Love, rainbows, happiness, unicorns, <3, mushyfeelingstuffetc....bla bla bla.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Do's and Don'ts # Tres!

Well it's been a while since I've given society any advice.  I figured the world has probably fallen to bits without me.  So here goes the rescue mission.

# whatever... I don't remember where I left off....

Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending. 
If I wanted to see your underwear.. Well I'd never want to see them so you shouldn't be flashin' them.  And yes, it's true, I don't "have to look" but if you DON'T want people lookin, then what the heck is the point. I dunno I just thought that seemed a little strange...

# next.

If you're gonna talk crap about someone, at least do it right.  Don't look at people and talk about them and giggle AS THEY'RE LOOKING AT YOU, stupid.  I really don't know what else to add to that, it's just common sense.  I mean I'm not promoting gossip but it's possibly one of the most annoying freaking things ever when you look over at someone and they're staring at you, whispering and giggling.  You're like "Really? I can see you.  Why not just say it to my face?  Like I'm going to cry or something?...

Moron..."


Anywayyyyyy :)








# 1,021,232,123,212,321.0000000000009

Why judge?  Why hate?  Are you really that conceited that you think you're perfect?  I hate to break it to you sweetie but you're not God Almighty Himself, you're not an angel, and you're certainly not flawless. Everyone has their quirks, everyone has things that others don't like about them.  Everybody makes mistakes (everybody has those days), screws up, acts retarded, overreacts, etc.
We are all just people. Why hate on other people just because they have different quirks than you do?  How does that even make sense?  I'm not saying you have to like everything.  But I am saying that to treat someone poorly just because you don't care for some of their characteristics or lifestyle choices is not ok, does not make you any more cool, hipster, or likable.  In fact, it just makes you the kind of person that should be judged and hated on. 

# after the previous...

Ladies.... Please keep your boobs in your shirt...
I know that's a little blunt but honestly that's the best way to say it sometimes. Quit unwrappin the presents before it's Christmas!!!! (And lets face it.... sometimes the presents... well they're not that great....if you catch my drift...)  If you really need attention from guys that badly, at least find a guy who will give you the RIGHT kind... there are plenty of places to go where you don't have to put yourself under a microscope for people to stare at.  Any attention you get from looking like that isn't going to be the good kind....

Plus.... It might just be me... but I'm pretty sure no one wants to look at that... yuck....

Anyway... it's off to work for me!

:)

Ta-ta younglings.

Monday, April 2, 2012

The List Goes On. (Do's and Don'ts #2)

#6.  CONTROL YOUR FREAKING CHILDREN!  Usually I lead in with an intro but this just needs to be said, point blank.  Letting your children run around without supervision, destroying everything within sight like a freaking tornado... not exactly polite.  If you tell your children not to do something and threaten consequences, I suggest following through.  If not, your children will grow up with the mentality that everyone is as much of a pushover as you and do their own thing. Besides..... if one more child runs around my store knocking over the bottles that have been so meticulously straightened and perfectly aligned with the edges of the shelves, or goes around banging on our windows because someones mother didn't enforce her command to "get inside, now"... I'm going to burst and turn into a zombie.  Aaaaaand that's not really great for clientèle.

#7.  There's a line between controlling and abusing.  Actually not just a line, a gap.  A Grand Canyon of difference.  An ocean. You get my point.  But your children watch you to see how they should behave as they grow.  If you're going to treat your child like a pest, a nasty zit on your face, a gross, unlovable freak, you don't deserve them.  Your little girl or little boy is a gift from God and anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't deserve the joy of parenthood.  You were once that "annoying" little girl or boy.  You were once that small and helpless and you were obviously given a chance... Don't be retarded.

#8.  Sorry those last two were so serious, the next few will be more humorous. I hope.  Starting with ... creepers....  If you're 25+ there is no WAY you should be flirting with me.  Especially while RETURNING things you'd bought, hopped up on crack.  (Just a side note.... who returns single pairs of gloves...?? They're like 30 cents.... do you really owe your drug dealer that much?....okok that was kinda judgmental....but still...)  You're 40.... I'm 18..... does anyone else see a problem with this?? And if you're going to flirt, at least make it interesting instead of trying to sound all seductive and creepy when asking common sense questions about our merchandise... sigh.... I'm not sure why older men think its so great to pretend to be attractive young guys and flirt with girls who obviously are not and will never be interested...seriously, how often does that stuff actually work??  Some day I really am going to get the nerve to just pull the Jenna Marbles face. :O and just sit there till they leave.... It'll work... haha
yeah this is pretty much 100% accurate......

Anyway.... I'm gettin up at 5:25...aka No-Good-God-Fearing-Child-Should-Ever-Be-Awake-This-Early O'clock.

Night night :)