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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Philosophical Crap? .. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TITLE THIS. Just read it.. :)

Well.
It's been a while since the last time I wrote and a lot has happened!
Lets see....
THESIS = TURNED IN!!!
Aaaaand now it's time to come up with a presentation that doesn't suck too bad and an equally not-too-sucky slideshow.....
yeah like that will happen.
Next.
Do parents plan their pissy days around my schedule just so that it's impossible to relax?  I'm pretty sure they do.  (So in case you didn't guess, that was rhetorical...)

And now it's time for Manager Answers, a part of the show where I tell you some of the crazy bits of advice I've gotten from my manager. ;)

1.  Always keep a bottle of water and a bottle of ketsup in your car in case you get pulled over.  Dump the water or a mixture of the two on your lap and start to breathe really fast and "cry" and Viola! Perfect excuse for speeding and a little pity never hurt anybody. :) 

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Has anyone ever tried to tell you how to run your own life?  Have they drug you down into their nasty little bog of mushy, dramatic ooze when you could have been totally and completely happy?  Have you ever had those people who leave you standing out in the cold, pouring rain, when you really needed a friend?  Have you ever felt so confined and restricted in a place that is supposed to be the one area where you can be you?  Where you don't have to worry about being judged?  Where no one can touch you or hurt you?  Have you ever had to hide who you are from the ones you should be able to trust the most?  Do you ever look back on the old times and wish with everything you have that you could just rewind time and change everything?  Do you ever need to scream from the pain and anger that build up inside of you? 

How do you handle it?  Are you passive agressive?  Self destructive?  Violent?  Do you stuff it down inside or blast it out on the world? 

Do you ever find those really really annoying, self righteous people that you wish you could just slap silly?  Sometimes I swear I will go to jail for assault.  You can mess with me. Fine. I'm a big girl, I can handle it.  But when you mess around with my friends or the people I love, you can bet your self fulfilling, egotistical, stuck up, butt that you will be put in your place. 

And what's with the people that count on you to be there but as soon as something comes up in your life they just bail out?  No I'm not your back up pal.  I'm not your if-no-one-else-can friend.  I'm not trying to sound stuck up and say "Omg I need all your attention" But if you expect me to put in the effort, you better put some in as well. 

Stress really sucks doesn't it?  Well apparently my stress levels have been at an all time high because it turns out the reason that I haven't been able to breathe is due to stress. Isn't that cool?  The Dr. says I should go see a therapist... Honey why do you think I'm so stressed?  IT'S BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE TIME! 
So how in the world am I supposed to find time to go to a therapist to be told what I already know?  "Work less hours, breathe deeply, it will all be ok"
Yeah I can't work less, and that's kinda the problem, I can't breathe.  And sure. By the time I'm 6 feet under it should all be ok. 

I have a part time job.  I love it soo much.  But part-time isn't for everything sweetie.  I don't need part time friends and to be honest, I haven't the time.  Life is too short to waste my time on liars, back-stabbers and if-I-feel-like-its.

The past can really suck... But don't worry too much about it because there is a reason that those people have not made it into your future. 

You are beautiful just the way you are and you shouldn't have to change for anyone.  Beauty is for everyone, not just the rich, not just the people with nice clothes or nice hair.  Beauty comes from inside. 

And that's basically my rant for right now...
Or my many rants.....
My compilation of random thoughts. 
:)
Thanks for reading
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